He—Well, thank heavens, we shan’t have to go on being decent to those impossible Riggsby people!
She—You mean they’re going to die, or move away?
He—Oh, hadn’t I told you? I found out today that they’re relatives of ours.
The punch line’s only so-so, but I love “You mean they’re going to die, or move away?”
I know, right? The snarling color grotesqueries of wallpaper are the worst.
Um, if your car is so serious that it has its own Latin motto, maybe don’t call it the Locomobile?
And finally, a soldier uses his helmet to water tulips on this Norman Rockwell cover, titled “Easter.”